game will not start

Minecraft Crash Report ----
// This doesn't make any sense!

Time: 4/18/16 7:28 PM
Description: Updating screen events

java.lang.IllegalStateException: failed to create a child event loop
at io.netty.util.concurrent.MultithreadEventExecutorGroup.<init>(MultithreadEventExecutorGroup.java:68)
at io.netty.channel.MultithreadEventLoopGroup.<init>(MultithreadEventLoopGroup.java:49)
at io.netty.channel.nio.NioEventLoopGroup.<init>(NioEventLoopGroup.java:61)
at io.netty.channel.nio.NioEventLoopGroup.<init>(NioEventLoopGroup.java:52)
at ma$1.a(SourceFile:61)
at ma$1.b(SourceFile:58)
at oj.c(SourceFile:10)
at ma.a(SourceFile:138)
at bcc.a(SourceFile:2135)
at bhk.e(SourceFile:227)
at bhk.a(SourceFile:182)
at bhj.a(SourceFile:83)
at bey.a(SourceFile:341)
at bhj.a(SourceFile:117)
at bey.k(SourceFile:404)
at bhj.k(SourceFile:50)
at bey.p(SourceFile:381)
at bcc.t(SourceFile:1575)
at bcc.av(SourceFile:962)
at bcc.a(SourceFile:392)
at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(SourceFile:124)
Caused by: io.netty.channel.ChannelException: failed to open a new selector
at io.netty.channel.nio.NioEventLoop.openSelector(NioEventLoop.java:128)
at io.netty.channel.nio.NioEventLoop.<init>(NioEventLoop.java:120)
at io.netty.channel.nio.NioEventLoopGroup.newChild(NioEventLoopGroup.java:87)
at io.netty.util.concurrent.MultithreadEventExecutorGroup.<init>(MultithreadEventExecutorGroup.java:64)
... 20 more
Caused by: java.io.IOException: Unable to establish loopback connection
at sun.nio.ch.PipeImpl$Initializer.run(PipeImpl.java:101)
at sun.nio.ch.PipeImpl$Initializer.run(PipeImpl.java:68)
at java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method)
at sun.nio.ch.PipeImpl.<init>(PipeImpl.java:170)
at sun.nio.ch.SelectorProviderImpl.openPipe(SelectorProviderImpl.java:50)
at java.nio.channels.Pipe.open(Pipe.java:155)
at sun.nio.ch.WindowsSelectorImpl.<init>(WindowsSelectorImpl.java:127)
at sun.nio.ch.WindowsSelectorProvider.openSelector(WindowsSelectorProvider.java:44)
at io.netty.channel.nio.NioEventLoop.openSelector(NioEventLoop.java:126)
... 23 more
Caused by: java.net.SocketException: Unrecognized Windows Sockets error: 10106: socket
at sun.nio.ch.Net.socket0(Native Method)
at sun.nio.ch.Net.serverSocket(Net.java:419)
at sun.nio.ch.ServerSocketChannelImpl.<init>(ServerSocketChannelImpl.java:88)
at sun.nio.ch.SelectorProviderImpl.openServerSocketChannel(SelectorProviderImpl.java:56)
at java.nio.channels.ServerSocketChannel.open(ServerSocketChannel.java:108)
at sun.nio.ch.PipeImpl$Initializer$LoopbackConnector.run(PipeImpl.java:123)
at sun.nio.ch.PipeImpl$Initializer.run(PipeImpl.java:83)
... 31 more

A detailed walkthrough of the error, its code path and all known details is as follows:
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– Head –
Stacktrace:
at io.netty.util.concurrent.MultithreadEventExecutorGroup.<init>(MultithreadEventExecutorGroup.java:68)
at io.netty.channel.MultithreadEventLoopGroup.<init>(MultithreadEventLoopGroup.java:49)
at io.netty.channel.nio.NioEventLoopGroup.<init>(NioEventLoopGroup.java:61)
at io.netty.channel.nio.NioEventLoopGroup.<init>(NioEventLoopGroup.java:52)
at ma$1.a(SourceFile:61)
at ma$1.b(SourceFile:58)
at oj.c(SourceFile:10)
at ma.a(SourceFile:138)
at bcc.a(SourceFile:2135)
at bhk.e(SourceFile:227)
at bhk.a(SourceFile:182)
at bhj.a(SourceFile:83)
at bey.a(SourceFile:341)
at bhj.a(SourceFile:117)
at bey.k(SourceFile:404)
at bhj.k(SourceFile:50)
at bey.p(SourceFile:381)

– Affected screen –
Details:
Screen name: bew
Stacktrace:
at bcc.t(SourceFile:1575)
at bcc.av(SourceFile:962)
at bcc.a(SourceFile:392)
at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(SourceFile:124)

– System Details –
Details:
Minecraft Version: 1.9.2
Operating System: Windows 7 (amd64) version 6.1
Java Version: 1.8.0_25, Oracle Corporation
Java VM Version: Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (mixed mode), Oracle Corporation
Memory: 47627256 bytes (45 MB) / 216829952 bytes (206 MB) up to 1060372480 bytes (1011 MB)
JVM Flags: 6 total; -XX:HeapDumpPath=MojangTricksIntelDriversForPerformance_javaw.exe_minecraft.exe.heapdump -Xmx1G -XX:+UseConcMarkSweepGC -XX:+CMSIncrementalMode -XX:-UseAdaptiveSizePolicy -Xmn128M
IntCache: cache: 0, tcache: 0, allocated: 12, tallocated: 94
Launched Version: 1.9.2
LWJGL: 2.9.4
OpenGL: ATI Radeon HD 3800 Series GL version 3.3.11631 Compatibility Profile Context, ATI Technologies Inc.
GL Caps: Using GL 1.3 multitexturing.
Using GL 1.3 texture combiners.
Using framebuffer objects because OpenGL 3.0 is supported and separate blending is supported.
Shaders are available because OpenGL 2.1 is supported.
VBOs are available because OpenGL 1.5 is supported.

Using VBOs: No
Is Modded: Probably not. Jar signature remains and client brand is untouched.
Type: Client (map_client.txt)
Resource Packs:
Current Language: English (US)
Profiler Position: N/A (disabled)
CPU: 4x Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-2550K CPU @ 3.40GHz

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