Cant start Minecraft, not on Ubuntu 16.04 (64bit) and not on Win10 32bit

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i tryed to start MC... I opent the Launcher, it downloaded stuff and after it finished it klick on play and it crashes, every time.
I tryed it on Windows 10 32bit and on Ubuntu 16 64bit

Steps to Reproduce:
1. Launche the Launcher
2. Click on Play
3. Crash
4. profit?

edit sorry i thought the crashrepord is added automaticall, well here it comes