Vanilla Minecraft crashes shortly after launcher closes and Minecraft game starts. It says "Java(TM) Platform SE binary has stopped working." Then after that, I would 9/10 get this:
Completely ignored arguments: [--nativeLauncherVersion, 1206]
[01:03:05] [Client thread/INFO]: Setting user: liberty_for_life
[01:03:07] [Client thread/INFO]: LWJGL Version: 2.9.4
I greatly need some assistance on this. Please and thank you in advance.
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Not an issue of Mojang Web Services, but rather of Minecraft.
Nevertheless, see MC-112780 for a hotfix.