Once I push the play button on the new launcher for minecraft, it opens and it goes to the Mojang symbol and immediately closes it, and says it crashed. Please help me =(

Incomplete without crash report. Please attach crash reports in the future to tickets about a crash.

How would I do that?

In the crash report tab, click "Open report file", then copy the file's text into a new comment here.

---- Minecraft Crash Report ----
// Ooh. Shiny.

Time: 7/4/13 9:57 PM
Description: Unexpected error

java.lang.IllegalStateException: Cannot determine close requested state of uncreated window
	at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.isCloseRequested(Display.java:549)
	at atn.S(SourceFile:646)
	at atn.d(SourceFile:618)
	at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(SourceFile:101)


A detailed walkthrough of the error, its code path and all known details is as follows:
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-- System Details --
Details:
	Minecraft Version: 1.6.1
	Operating System: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1
	Java Version: 1.7.0_25, Oracle Corporation
	Java VM Version: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (mixed mode), Oracle Corporation
	Memory: 20633480 bytes (19 MB) / 69967872 bytes (66 MB) up to 1037959168 bytes (989 MB)
	JVM Flags: 1 total; -Xmx1G
	AABB Pool Size: 0 (0 bytes; 0 MB) allocated, 0 (0 bytes; 0 MB) used
	Suspicious classes: No suspicious classes found.
	IntCache: cache: 0, tcache: 0, allocated: 0, tallocated: 0
	Launched Version: 1.6.1
	LWJGL: 2.9.0
	OpenGL: ~~ERROR~~ RuntimeException: No OpenGL context found in the current thread.
	Is Modded: Probably not. Jar signature remains and client brand is untouched.
	Type: Client (map_client.txt)
	Resource Pack: Default
	Profiler Position: N/A (disabled)
	Vec3 Pool Size: ~~ERROR~~ NullPointerException: null

Duplicate of MC-15564.

I don't understand?

Your issue was already reported at MC-15564.

So, how do I fix this?

I have no idea. This is not a help desk.

T-T