Whenever I try to log in it says "I am sad now :(' or "Stop that tickles, Hehehe" You should really solve what is going on because this is really starting tp piss me off.

Put the summary of the bug you're having here

What I expected to happen was...:
I got home ready and happy to play minecraft and it crashes. I tried updating ad donwloading Minecraft all over agin. I tried reseting my computer, signing out and signing back in and nothing has worked. I evn tried looking for solutions on the internet and there was nothing that helped.

What actually happened was...:
It crashed and I tried to problem solve and look to trouble shoot. I keep getting a error and the whole Mincraft crashes. Fix this ASAP it's utterly annoying.
Steps to Reproduce:

1. Manage your bugs so this never happens

2. Solve this ASAP

3. Try all you want, nothing works to troubleshoot this