[MC-34588] I went to start minecraft and it crashed

Put the summary of the bug you're having here

What I expected to happen was...:
To have the game open up

What actually happened was...:
it crashed

Steps to Reproduce:
1. Click play and the app crashes for me

Linked issues

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Crash Report From this morning

i just uploaded my crash report from this morning as its been doing it since yesterday i am on Mac os x 10.8.5 with the latest java from oracle...