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Time: 2014-06-24 16:24
Description: Starting integrated server

java.lang.ExceptionInInitializerError
at net.minecraft.server.MinecraftServer.<init>(SourceFile:120)
at bvj.<init>(SourceFile:38)
at ban.a(SourceFile:1610)
at bdt.e(SourceFile:162)
at bdt.a(SourceFile:127)
at bds.a(SourceFile:172)
at bds.d(SourceFile:232)
at bds.k(SourceFile:211)
at ban.p(SourceFile:1328)
at ban.ak(SourceFile:774)
at ban.f(SourceFile:728)
at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(SourceFile:148)
Caused by: java.lang.IllegalStateException: failed to create a child event loop
at io.netty.util.concurrent.MultithreadEventExecutorGroup.<init>(MultithreadEventExecutorGroup.java:61)
at io.netty.channel.MultithreadEventLoopGroup.<init>(MultithreadEventLoopGroup.java:49)
at io.netty.channel.nio.NioEventLoopGroup.<init>(NioEventLoopGroup.java:61)
at io.netty.channel.nio.NioEventLoopGroup.<init>(NioEventLoopGroup.java:52)
at nb.<clinit>(SourceFile:31)
... 12 more
Caused by: io.netty.channel.ChannelException: failed to open a new selector
at io.netty.channel.nio.NioEventLoop.openSelector(NioEventLoop.java:128)
at io.netty.channel.nio.NioEventLoop.<init>(NioEventLoop.java:120)
at io.netty.channel.nio.NioEventLoopGroup.newChild(NioEventLoopGroup.java:87)
at io.netty.util.concurrent.MultithreadEventExecutorGroup.<init>(MultithreadEventExecutorGroup.java:57)
... 16 more
Caused by: java.io.IOException: Unable to establish loopback connection
at sun.nio.ch.PipeImpl$Initializer.run(Unknown Source)
at sun.nio.ch.PipeImpl$Initializer.run(Unknown Source)
at java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method)
at sun.nio.ch.PipeImpl.<init>(Unknown Source)
at sun.nio.ch.SelectorProviderImpl.openPipe(Unknown Source)
at java.nio.channels.Pipe.open(Unknown Source)
at sun.nio.ch.WindowsSelectorImpl.<init>(Unknown Source)
at sun.nio.ch.WindowsSelectorProvider.openSelector(Unknown Source)
at io.netty.channel.nio.NioEventLoop.openSelector(NioEventLoop.java:126)
... 19 more
Caused by: java.net.SocketException: Permission denied: connect
at sun.nio.ch.Net.connect0(Native Method)
at sun.nio.ch.Net.connect(Unknown Source)
at sun.nio.ch.Net.connect(Unknown Source)
at sun.nio.ch.SocketChannelImpl.connect(Unknown Source)
at java.nio.channels.SocketChannel.open(Unknown Source)
... 28 more

A detailed walkthrough of the error, its code path and all known details is as follows:
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– Head –
Stacktrace:
at net.minecraft.server.MinecraftServer.<init>(SourceFile:120)
at bvj.<init>(SourceFile:38)

– Starting integrated server –
Details:
Level ID: gammel
Level Name: 1
Stacktrace:
at ban.a(SourceFile:1610)
at bdt.e(SourceFile:162)
at bdt.a(SourceFile:127)
at bds.a(SourceFile:172)
at bds.d(SourceFile:232)
at bds.k(SourceFile:211)

– Affected screen –
Details:
Screen name: bea
Stacktrace:
at ban.p(SourceFile:1328)
at ban.ak(SourceFile:774)
at ban.f(SourceFile:728)
at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(SourceFile:148)

– System Details –
Details:
Minecraft Version: 1.7.9
Operating System: Windows Vista (x86) version 6.0
Java Version: 1.7.0_55, Oracle Corporation
Java VM Version: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (mixed mode), Oracle Corporation
Memory: 43141856 bytes (41 MB) / 77697024 bytes (74 MB) up to 518979584 bytes (494 MB)
JVM Flags: 2 total; -XX:HeapDumpPath=MojangTricksIntelDriversForPerformance_javaw.exe_minecraft.exe.heapdump -Xmx512M
AABB Pool Size: 0 (0 bytes; 0 MB) allocated, 0 (0 bytes; 0 MB) used
IntCache: cache: 0, tcache: 0, allocated: 0, tallocated: 0
Launched Version: 1.7.9
LWJGL: 2.9.1
OpenGL: ATI Mobility Radeon HD 4500/5100 Series GL version 3.3.11653 Compatibility Profile Context, ATI Technologies Inc.
GL Caps: Using GL 1.3 multitexturing.
Using framebuffer objects because OpenGL 3.0 is supported and separate blending is supported.
Anisotropic filtering is supported and maximum anisotropy is 16.
Shaders are available because OpenGL 2.1 is supported.

Is Modded: Probably not. Jar signature remains and client brand is untouched.
Type: Client (map_client.txt)
Resource Packs: []
Current Language: English (US)
Profiler Position: N/A (disabled)
Vec3 Pool Size: 0 (0 bytes; 0 MB) allocated, 0 (0 bytes; 0 MB) used
Anisotropic Filtering: Off (1)should happen here

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