[MC-72273] Crashed on startup?

Broke on startup.

What I expected to happen was a regular launch of Minecraft.

What actually happened was a broken game report that led me here.

Steps to Reproduce:
1. Open Minecraft's launcher
2. Set profile to Latest (8.1)
3. Hit login

Comments 2

CubeTheThird 2014-09-23T03:58:26Z

Incomplete without a crash report from ([minecraft/crash-reports/crash-<DATE>-client.txt|http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/finding-minecraft-data-folder]). Please attach it so that we can diagnose your issue.

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Jasper van den Berg 2014-09-23T16:57:46Z

2. Set profile to Latest (8.1)

New version of Minecraft....?
8.1 does not exist. 1.8 does.