Exit code 1, October 2013

Hello! Before I begin, I've owned Minecraft since alpha prerelease, and the game has never once launched for me. Up until now, I simply believed that I've been cursed. I repurchased the game lately after two years to claim a new profile name, and lo and behold the game still does not launch at all.

I have tried just about every fix that's been posted publicly, and to no avail at all. Installed and uninstalled java version(Both 64 bit and 32 bit, latest updates and never at the same time.)

I've attached the screenshot of the development console, and would be glad to quote the entirety of the console. Please help me, the game has never once launched for me and I will co-operate however I can toward a resolution.

Unexpected exception initializing textured panel
javax.imageio.IIOException: Can't get input stream from URL!
	at javax.imageio.ImageIO.read(Unknown Source)
	at net.minecraft.launcher.ui.TexturedPanel.<init>(TexturedPanel.java:21)
	at net.minecraft.launcher.ui.LauncherPanel.<init>(LauncherPanel.java:32)
	at net.minecraft.launcher.Launcher.<init>(Launcher.java:64)
	at sun.reflect.NativeConstructorAccessorImpl.newInstance0(Native Method)
	at sun.reflect.NativeConstructorAccessorImpl.newInstance(Unknown Source)
	at sun.reflect.DelegatingConstructorAccessorImpl.newInstance(Unknown Source)
	at java.lang.reflect.Constructor.newInstance(Unknown Source)
	at net.minecraft.bootstrap.Bootstrap.startLauncher(Bootstrap.java:240)
	at net.minecraft.bootstrap.Bootstrap.execute(Bootstrap.java:124)
	at net.minecraft.bootstrap.Bootstrap.main(Bootstrap.java:381)
Caused by: java.io.FileNotFoundException: C:\Users\Randl (The system cannot find the file specified)
	at java.util.zip.ZipFile.open(Native Method)
	at java.util.zip.ZipFile.<init>(Unknown Source)
	at java.util.zip.ZipFile.<init>(Unknown Source)
	at java.util.jar.JarFile.<init>(Unknown Source)
	at java.util.jar.JarFile.<init>(Unknown Source)
	at sun.net.www.protocol.jar.URLJarFile.<init>(Unknown Source)
	at sun.net.www.protocol.jar.URLJarFile.getJarFile(Unknown Source)
	at sun.net.www.protocol.jar.JarFileFactory.get(Unknown Source)
	at sun.net.www.protocol.jar.JarURLConnection.connect(Unknown Source)
	at sun.net.www.protocol.jar.JarURLConnection.getInputStream(Unknown Source)
	at java.net.URL.openStream(Unknown Source)
	... 11 more

Unexpected exception initializing textured panel
javax.imageio.IIOException: Can't get input stream from URL!
	at javax.imageio.ImageIO.read(Unknown Source)
	at net.minecraft.launcher.ui.TexturedPanel.<init>(TexturedPanel.java:21)
	at net.minecraft.launcher.ui.LauncherPanel.createDirtInterface(LauncherPanel.java:63)
	at net.minecraft.launcher.ui.LauncherPanel.createInterface(LauncherPanel.java:38)
	at net.minecraft.launcher.ui.LauncherPanel.<init>(LauncherPanel.java:33)
	at net.minecraft.launcher.Launcher.<init>(Launcher.java:64)
	at sun.reflect.NativeConstructorAccessorImpl.newInstance0(Native Method)
	at sun.reflect.NativeConstructorAccessorImpl.newInstance(Unknown Source)
	at sun.reflect.DelegatingConstructorAccessorImpl.newInstance(Unknown Source)
	at java.lang.reflect.Constructor.newInstance(Unknown Source)
	at net.minecraft.bootstrap.Bootstrap.startLauncher(Bootstrap.java:240)
	at net.minecraft.bootstrap.Bootstrap.execute(Bootstrap.java:124)
	at net.minecraft.bootstrap.Bootstrap.main(Bootstrap.java:381)
Caused by: java.io.FileNotFoundException: C:\Users\Randl (The system cannot find the file specified)
	at java.util.zip.ZipFile.open(Native Method)
	at java.util.zip.ZipFile.<init>(Unknown Source)
	at java.util.zip.ZipFile.<init>(Unknown Source)
	at java.util.jar.JarFile.<init>(Unknown Source)
	at java.util.jar.JarFile.<init>(Unknown Source)
	at sun.net.www.protocol.jar.URLJarFile.<init>(Unknown Source)
	at sun.net.www.protocol.jar.URLJarFile.getJarFile(Unknown Source)
	at sun.net.www.protocol.jar.JarFileFactory.get(Unknown Source)
	at sun.net.www.protocol.jar.JarURLConnection.connect(Unknown Source)
	at sun.net.www.protocol.jar.JarURLConnection.getInputStream(Unknown Source)
	at java.net.URL.openStream(Unknown Source)
	... 13 more

Refreshing local version list...
Launcher 1.2.7 (through bootstrap 5) started on windows...
Current time is Oct 21, 2013 9:29:27 PM
System.getProperty('os.name') == 'Windows 7'
System.getProperty('os.version') == '6.1'
System.getProperty('os.arch') == 'amd64'
System.getProperty('java.version') == '1.7.0_25'
System.getProperty('java.vendor') == 'Oracle Corporation'
System.getProperty('sun.arch.data.model') == '64'
Refreshing remote version list...
Refresh complete.
Loaded 1 profile(s); selected 'RingtailRandl'
Refreshing auth...
Logging in with access token
Delta time to compare resources: 2453 ms 
Download job 'Resources' skipped as there are no files to download
Job 'Resources' finished successfully
Getting syncinfo for selected version
Queueing library & version downloads
Download job 'Version & Libraries' started (8 threads, 19 files)
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\libraryjavasound\20101123\libraryjavasound-20101123.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\net\java\jutils\jutils\1.0.0\jutils-1.0.0.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\librarylwjglopenal\20100824\librarylwjglopenal-20100824.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\net\java\jinput\jinput-platform\2.0.5\jinput-platform-2.0.5-natives-windows.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\net\sf\jopt-simple\jopt-simple\4.5\jopt-simple-4.5.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\net\java\jinput\jinput\2.0.5\jinput-2.0.5.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\commons-io\commons-io\2.4\commons-io-2.4.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\google\guava\guava\14.0\guava-14.0.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\lwjgl\lwjgl\lwjgl_util\2.9.0\lwjgl_util-2.9.0.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\soundsystem\20120107\soundsystem-20120107.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\bouncycastle\bcprov-jdk15on\1.47\bcprov-jdk15on-1.47.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\lwjgl\lwjgl\lwjgl\2.9.0\lwjgl-2.9.0.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\lwjgl\lwjgl\lwjgl-platform\2.9.0\lwjgl-platform-2.9.0-natives-windows.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\apache\commons\commons-lang3\3.1\commons-lang3-3.1.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\codecwav\20101023\codecwav-20101023.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\google\code\gson\gson\2.2.2\gson-2.2.2.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\argo\argo\2.25_fixed\argo-2.25_fixed.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\codecjorbis\20101023\codecjorbis-20101023.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Finished downloading C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\versions\1.6.4\1.6.4.jar for job 'Version & Libraries': Used own copy as it matched etag
Job 'Version & Libraries' finished successfully
Launching game
Looking for old natives to clean up...
Unpacking natives to C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\versions\1.6.4\1.6.4-natives-24880408242714
Launching in C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft
Running C:\Program Files\Java\jre7\bin\javaw.exe -XX:HeapDumpPath=MojangTricksIntelDriversForPerformance_javaw.exe_minecraft.exe.heapdump -Xmx1G -Djava.library.path=C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\versions\1.6.4\1.6.4-natives-24880408242714 -cp C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\net\sf\jopt-simple\jopt-simple\4.5\jopt-simple-4.5.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\codecjorbis\20101023\codecjorbis-20101023.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\codecwav\20101023\codecwav-20101023.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\libraryjavasound\20101123\libraryjavasound-20101123.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\librarylwjglopenal\20100824\librarylwjglopenal-20100824.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\paulscode\soundsystem\20120107\soundsystem-20120107.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\argo\argo\2.25_fixed\argo-2.25_fixed.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\bouncycastle\bcprov-jdk15on\1.47\bcprov-jdk15on-1.47.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\google\guava\guava\14.0\guava-14.0.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\apache\commons\commons-lang3\3.1\commons-lang3-3.1.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\commons-io\commons-io\2.4\commons-io-2.4.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\net\java\jinput\jinput\2.0.5\jinput-2.0.5.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\net\java\jutils\jutils\1.0.0\jutils-1.0.0.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\com\google\code\gson\gson\2.2.2\gson-2.2.2.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\lwjgl\lwjgl\lwjgl\2.9.0\lwjgl-2.9.0.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\libraries\org\lwjgl\lwjgl\lwjgl_util\2.9.0\lwjgl_util-2.9.0.jar;C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\versions\1.6.4\1.6.4.jar net.minecraft.client.main.Main --username RingtailRandl --session token:73d79e4603854a3198701afb351d6cf0:80c7e135f45044f2bb998ea75d3e50ae --version 1.6.4 --gameDir C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft --assetsDir C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\assets --width 1440 --height 900
Client> 2013-10-21 21:29:33 [CLIENT] [INFO] Setting user: RingtailRandl
Client> 2013-10-21 21:29:33 [CLIENT] [INFO] (Session ID is token:73d79e4603854a3198701afb351d6cf0:80c7e135f45044f2bb998ea75d3e50ae)
Client> java.lang.NullPointerException
Client> 	at java.io.Reader.<init>(Unknown Source)
Client> 	at java.io.InputStreamReader.<init>(Unknown Source)
Client> 	at lb.<init>(SourceFile:15)
Client> 	at lb.<clinit>(SourceFile:9)
Client> 	at ku.g(SourceFile:37)
Client> 	at kr.g(SourceFile:15)
Client> 	at la.<clinit>(SourceFile:27)
Client> 	at atv.<init>(SourceFile:201)
Client> 	at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(SourceFile:83)
Client> Exception in thread "main" java.lang.ExceptionInInitializerError
Client> 	at bu.<clinit>(SourceFile:7)
Client> 	at yc.v(SourceFile:495)
Client> 	at la.a(SourceFile:139)
Client> 	at la.c(SourceFile:85)
Client> 	at yc.<clinit>(SourceFile:310)
Client> 	at aqz.<clinit>(SourceFile:362)
Client> 	at la.a(SourceFile:122)
Client> 	at la.<clinit>(SourceFile:55)
Client> 	at atv.<init>(SourceFile:201)
Client> 	at net.minecraft.client.main.Main.main(SourceFile:83)
Client> Caused by: java.lang.NullPointerException
Client> 	at java.io.Reader.<init>(Unknown Source)
Client> 	at java.io.InputStreamReader.<init>(Unknown Source)
Client> 	at org.apache.commons.io.IOUtils.readLines(IOUtils.java:986)
Client> 	at bv.<init>(SourceFile:26)
Client> 	at bv.<clinit>(SourceFile:19)
Client> 	... 10 more
Game ended with bad state (exit code 1)
Ignoring visibility rule and showing launcher due to a game crash
Deleting C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\versions\1.6.4\1.6.4-natives-24880408242714
Couldn't delete C:\Users\Randl!\AppData\Roaming\.minecraft\versions\1.6.4\1.6.4-natives-24880408242714 - scheduling for deletion upon exit