Remove 'Night' from the game because it uses offensive language

Please remove the word 'night' from the game, which for the rest of this post I will censor. The word '***ht' contains the letters n, i, and g, consecutively, which bears a similarity to a racial slur used in the United States. This is unacceptable and the only reasonable course of action now is to remove this word from the game. It should not appear in the game's code in any location. And to prevent people from speaking of or referencing this word, all non-daytime gameplay should be removed from the game. Wholesale destruction of the day-notday cycle will be difficult but it is necessary to make this game friendly to children. If ***httime is removed from Minecraft and all of its features never reappear, then Minecraft gameplay will finally operated under the same upcoming restrictions to chat. While we're at it, to prevent conversation on "Japan", "Pakistan", "Nigeria" and "Niger" (apologies for the offensive language, I will censor these from here on out), which could seriously harm children and society by exposing them to this language and hateful thoughts, I suggest we ban all players and IPs from the above nations of ***an, ****stan, ***eria and ***er. Naming a country after a harmful slur is unacceptable and should not be catered to lest we set a bad example and encourage language like this to persist. Also, seeing as many references to body parts are being censored, I believe all skins must be censored so that the human body will no longer be referenced in Minecraft so that we may set a good example for children.

[Clearly, this bug report is satirical and I do not recommend making any of these changes. My true suggestion is that the ban list system be removed. The censoring actions taken by it are absurd, and I cannot imagine any Pakistani or Nigerian players will see it as anything but foolishly insensitive to them. This combined with the ban system will probably make multiplayer Minecraft nigh unplayable. Neither are necessary, as parents should already be expected to know the risks of letting their children play online multiplayer games, and servers already have systems like these in place. If Nintendo is the problem, then allow Nintendo to apply their own filters to the game on their platform instead of applying harmful features to any other part of Bedrock or Java. I predict that if these systems are embraced, Minecraft will suffer a significant drop in sales and a greater drop in play, which most importantly will reduce Microsoft's revenue.]