TU43 scam

So, like, seven years ago, there was this super big TU43 update for Minecraft on my Xbox 360. It was, like, epic! And now I got an Xbox One, and I thought, "Yay, all those awesome TU43 things will be here!" But guess what? They're, like, totally not!

First, the food thing! On Xbox 360 with TU43, when you ate food, especially golden carrots, you got all better super fast. But on Xbox One? Nope, still takes forever, and that's a bummer, dude.

Then there's the Frost Walker thingy from TU43. On Xbox 360, it made this perfect circle on ice and didn't freeze stuff when you flew around. But on Xbox One, it's all, like, different and kinda confusing.

On Xbox 360, those magma blocks from the TU43 update look super cool 'cause they stay the same, not spinning around. But on Xbox One, they're, like, all twisted and stuff, and that makes them look not so cool, kinda ugly, you know?

And the sharpness stuff from TU43? On Xbox 360, it got a makeover seven years ago. But on Xbox One, it's still, like, old-school and not as cool.

Then there's the sounds. When you use a hoe on the old Xbox with TU43, it made this new sound, and it was, like, awesome. But on Xbox One, it's stuck with the old sound, and it's, like, not right. Plus, making grass paths in TU43 doesn't sound the way it should on Xbox One.

And lastly, those skeleton sounds from TU43? They were supposed to be all new and stuff, but on Xbox One, they're, like, old and not exciting.

So, yeah, it's kinda weird that even after all this time, the Xbox One Minecraft doesn't have all the cool TU43 things from seven years ago.