Steps to reproduce the issue
Construct a road 1600 blocks long and 2 blocks wide made of blue ice.
Straightly drive a boat through the passage
Measure the time with an external source
Expected result
The boat travels cleanly at 72.73 m/s, which is the reported top speed for both Bedrock and Java.
Actual result
The boat’s average speed is only slightly more than 55 m/s
Sadly parody inconsistencies aren’t a bug 🥀