All versions crash on M1 Mac with JVM crash when attempting to launch

JVM crashes when trying to start Minecraft. Crashes before loading screen even appears. On an M1 Mac.

JVM crash report: https://paste.gg/p/anonymous/59cefa87f1474777a8eded71225f5137

Launcher log: https://paste.gg/p/anonymous/eb7c8627cc594e9ba0a5cf630da123bd

They checked for Mac updates. No external displays attached.