Yes, I uninstalled all versions of Java. Then restarted the computer without any Java on it. Then reinstalled Java. Still no go.
Then I uninstalled Java and Minecraft, restarted pc, reinstalled Java, then reinstalled MC. Still no go.
I've also done the same for both the 32bit Java and the 64bit Java. Both separately and then one with them both.
Ok, can do. Thanks for the assistance!