Because my computer's account is named "Nev!" It is not working basically?
I attached that Launcher log for you.
Your link suggests that I update to 378.66 (or later). I am running Driver version 378.77, a driver update specifically made to give support to the Mincraft Java edition crashes. It's not working.
http://nvidia.custhelp.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/4411/~/geforce-hot-fix-driver-version-378.77
I disabled the Java Executable, but the game still crashed.
http://paste.ubuntu.com/25591269/
There were still no Crash Reports located in my folders.
Where do I find this report? I followed the path you descried, (minecraft/crash-reports/crash-<DATE>-client.txt), and it was not there. I also followed this link and could not find it within(http://hopper.minecraft.net/help/guides/finding-minecraft-data-folder/)
I took some pictures and uploaded them showing my folders and how they Do not contain this report.
Please help.
I just used a different User on my computer, and it works. It's silly, but it works. Thanks for the help!