Thank you for making such a detailed complaint. I came here to report the same issue and thought the launcher just made up a ticket for me. I've updated windows, double checked my Wi-Fi connections (2g and 5g), then I logged out and back into Mojang, tried uninstalling and reinstalling the launcher and then finally shut down my computer for a few minutes and still no luck.
Thank you for making such a detailed complaint. I came here to report the same issue and thought the launcher just made up a ticket for me. I've updated windows, double checked my Wi-Fi connections (2g and 5g), then I logged out and back into Mojang, tried uninstalling and reinstalling the launcher and then finally shut down my computer for a few minutes and still no luck.